thenotmagician: (yeeeah sure)
Ezekiel Lerish ([personal profile] thenotmagician) wrote2011-09-29 10:44 am

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So I've been wonderin'.

I just noticed this funky marking on my leg the other day. What exactly is with that?

Some kind of magical seal or somethin'?

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[identity profile] culinarybeast.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Course I did!

[And with all the elegance of a two year old, he promptly licks his thumb and starts rubbing at the mark.]

It won't come off! What the heck is this!?

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[identity profile] culinarybeast.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[RUB RUB RUB.]

It's fine.

[After a couple more pointless rubs, he stops. His skin is a little red, but he'll live.]

So how the heck am I suppose to get rid it then!?

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[identity profile] culinarybeast.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU ARE NOT HELPFUL.]

Damn it! I'm not a cow!

[So much growling.]

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[identity profile] culinarybeast.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Can't hurt. Just gimme a chance and who ever did this is lunch.

[He huffs.]

Why did they have ta go and brand us anyway? Aren't we suppose to be 'guests' or somthin'?