VIII {Audio} + [Open Commentlog] Dated before the archery log

[thenotmagician]

I dunno about you all, but that was kinda fun. Havin' claws sorta made cooking difficult, though.

[He felt so badass.]

And oi, Sollux. I think I owe you food, don't I? Tell me what'cha want and I'll make it.

[Zeke can be found in the kitchen, cooking away!]

That said, anybody else got any requests?

Comments

[dominateartimus]

So you do this frequently?

[thenotmagician]

Do what?

[dominateartimus]

Requests.

[thenotmagician]

Oh, y'mean th'food. Yeah, sure.

[dominateartimus]

Why?

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[thenotmagician]

...Cause I like ta?

[Jeez what's with all the weird questions]

[Audio]

[dominateartimus]

So you're a chef by trade?

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[thenotmagician]

Yeup!

[Audio]

[fallintheriver]

I request that you don't make Sollux any food.

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[thenotmagician]

Wasn't exactly what I was goin' for.

[Audio]

[fallintheriver]

So?

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[thenotmagician]

Gotta problem with Sollux?

[Audio]

[fallintheriver]

He's stupid.

[text]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

iit2 okay, ii know a lot of people who cover up how retarded they are by calliing the actually iintelliigent one2 2tupiid, you aren't alone.

[Audio]

[fallintheriver]

Go away. No one likes you.

[text]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

ii fiind iit amaziing that YOU thiink that'2 a good iin2ult.

[audio]

[thenotmagician]

Knock if off, both of ya.

[audio]

[fallintheriver]

[Grunt.

Fine, Zeke, Ezra will cut it out. But only because he knows he's losing.]

not a comment

[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Normally Sollux would ignore this, but since Ezra seems to have heeded it he'll stop picking on the nixie. BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU SAID SO ZEKE!*

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[thenotmagician]

Oi, we wouldn't've had any extra candles durin' that blackout without him.

[Audio]

[fallintheriver]

He makes the candles?

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[thenotmagician]

Yeah.

[text]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

ii'll briing you 2omethiing.
not riight now, but 2oon.

*Well, not as soon as he thinks.*

[audio]

[thenotmagician]

Alright. Just gimmie word.

[audio]

[likesfootnotes]

Chocolate-covered imps.

[Bartimaeus is going to keep asking for them, Zeke.]

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[thenotmagician]

Hmm.

I'll try my hand at it. But I don't think I'll be overly successful.

[DOES IMP TASTE LIKE CHICKEN???]

[audio]

[likesfootnotes]

Where's the conviction that you're the world's greatest cook and capable of delivering anything? Surely you picked that sort of insufferable pride up from your world's magicians.

[YES. WAIT. FROG LEGS DO.

Bartimaeus is reluctant to admit the thought that he would try whatever Zeke made to that impish label - for the sake of experience to base teasing on, he'd have you know.]

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[thenotmagician]

Welp, it's kinda hard t'make somethin' when you don't have th'ingredients.

[Frog legs dipped in chocolate.

HMMM.]

[audio]

[likesfootnotes]

Should I shave off a bit of essence for you to roast?

[That may be sarcasm. Knowing Bartimaeus, it probably is.]