IX {Video}

[thenotmagician]

Well, this is kinda late, but what th'heck. Phichela was a few days ago, so I made some cakes for y'all.

[Here, a plateful of little (what should be but are kind of deformed) heart-shaped cakes, with a pink cream! Delicious!]

So hug your neighbor and don't drag mud into th'barracks.

[And once he's done with this he will be SWEEPING THE FLOORS and cleaning the windows and giving people hugs (if they promise not to murder him for it).]

And there's dogs around here, right? I've run into 'em before, so if anyone'd point me in their direction that'd be great.

Comments

Sollux sounds pissed, then.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Matesprits are... *Fuck was the word?* ...lovers. Or something like that.
Not everybody celebrates your absurd holidays.

its all in good fun sollux

[thenotmagician]

Oh, I know that. Didn't mean ta offend ya or anything. Just wasn't expectin' that sorta reaction.

he reserves the right to take offense at everything ever Bl

[thii2ii22tupiid]

You said it was a fertility celebration, what the fuck am I supposed to think. People don't use hearts for shit they grow, at least not sane people.
And I don't want to hear about anybody who does.

teehee

[thenotmagician]

Alright, alright. I get it.

You're still welcome t'have some of th'cakes.