thenotmagician | IX {Video}

IX {Video}

Well, this is kinda late, but what th'heck. Phichela was a few days ago, so I made some cakes for y'all.

[Here, a plateful of little (what should be but are kind of deformed) heart-shaped cakes, with a pink cream! Delicious!]

So hug your neighbor and don't drag mud into th'barracks.

[And once he's done with this he will be SWEEPING THE FLOORS and cleaning the windows and giving people hugs (if they promise not to murder him for it).]

And there's dogs around here, right? I've run into 'em before, so if anyone'd point me in their direction that'd be great.

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It's one of th'eight major festivals. Sorta a spring-is-almost-here-get-ready, fertility, family-appreciation thing. One of th'smaller and more private celebrations.

*Heart shaped cakes. Fertility and fam--*

You have a holiday celebrating mating?!

*Oh god, what the fuck does he want with the dogs?*

[.................

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL]

N-no. [Snerk.] Not exactly.

...just matesprits, then?

*There were no spades, after all.*

I dunno what matesprits are, so maybe? The fertility thing is sorta old-school and kinda geared toward crops and such now, though th'festival celebrates a variety of stuff in general, but it's more of a family thing at th'core.

Matesprits are... *Fuck was the word?* ...lovers. Or something like that.
Not everybody celebrates your absurd holidays.

Oh, I know that. Didn't mean ta offend ya or anything. Just wasn't expectin' that sorta reaction.

You said it was a fertility celebration, what the fuck am I supposed to think. People don't use hearts for shit they grow, at least not sane people.
And I don't want to hear about anybody who does.

Alright, alright. I get it.

You're still welcome t'have some of th'cakes.

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dgjsdsdfj sollux

Did Zeke actually laugh at him over the journals?

yes. yes he did.

Sollux sounds pissed, then.

its all in good fun sollux

he reserves the right to take offense at everything ever Bl

teehee